Everyone loves a good laugh, so when the tension is high (test time, anyone?) and you want to get your students to relax, why not pull out one of our favorite knock-knock jokes for kids?
Our Favorite Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.
2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts.
3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Double.
Double who?
W!
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, a cow says mooooo!
7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, it’s to whom!
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.
9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between you and me, so please open up!
10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell. I’ve been knocking forever!
11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting sloth.
Interrupting sloth who?
(20 seconds of silence)
Sloooooooooth.
12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting pirate.
Interrupting pira-
ARGHHHHHHHH
13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do better!
14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and let me in!
15. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me!
16. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!
17. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Glad you’re excited too!
18. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five.
19. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
20. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Watts.
Watts who?
Watts for dinner? I’m hungry.
21. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
I didn’t know you were an owl!
22. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
23. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?
24. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke!
25. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help opening the door!
26. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out!
27. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me!
28. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You.
You who?
Yoo-hoo! Anybody home?
29. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Weekend.
Weekend who?
Weekend do anything we want!
30. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter let me in or I’ll freeze!
31. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, and I’m putting it in your mailbox!
32. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
33. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leash.
Leash who?
Leash you could do is answer the doorbell!
34. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
35. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zoom.
Zoom who?
Zoom did you think it was?
36. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witches.
Witches who?
Witches the best way out of this neighborhood!?
37. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adam.
Adam who?
Adam my way, I’m coming in!
38. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice your dad coming home?
39. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sue.
Sue who?
Sue-prize! Happy birthday!
40. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy bell gonna start working again?
41. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bless.
Bless who?
But I didn’t sneeze!
42. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Know a place I can spend the night?
43. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you asking so many questions for, just open up!
44. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Shore.
Shore who?
Shore hope you like bad jokes!
45. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice joke get any worse?
46. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked.
47. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow
An interrupt—
MOO!
48. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?
49. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.
50. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel … that’s why I knocked!
51. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you’re going?
52. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
ICE CREAM SO YOU CAN HEAR ME!
53. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita use the bathroom, please open the door!
54. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out now?
55. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
56. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alectricity. BUZZ!
57. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you sooooo much!
58. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you wanna dance?
59. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yukon
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again!
60. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ears.
Ears who?
’Ears another knock-knock joke for ya!
61. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Yeah, you do sound cuckoo!
62. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out.
63. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it’s kangaroo!
64. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?
65. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t work, can you let me in?
66. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Yippee!
67. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
It’s snow use—this joke will never be funny.
68. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get the door for me.
69. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you in there!
70. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
71. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later, just open up!
72. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
CD.
CD who?
CD person knocking on the door?
73. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel not working?
74. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for 10 minutes!
75. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside, let me in!
76. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go “Toot toot, vroom, vroom!”
77. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!
78. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Hey, I didn’t know you could yodel!
79. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
80. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alice.
Alice who?
Alice fair in love and war.
81. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. The joke is over.
82. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
83. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Euripides.
Euripides who?
Euripides clothes, you pay for them!
84. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito. Look, right there!
85. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the sink. I need to use it!
86. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stickup!
87. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better way to get to you.
88. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo who?
Amarillo nice person.
89. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are?
90. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m good. Hawaii you?
91. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cher.
Cher who?
Cher would be nice if you opened the door!
92. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question.
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